Was browsing the sexual products (condoms, lubricant, etc.) section at Wally World when I noticed a new and exciting product on the shelf.
Wal Mart is now selling cock rings. Oh, they don't call them cock rings. They are called 'vibrating rings', but if you've been to any adult toy store, you know what they are.
The question is, do I really want a 'vibrating ring' made in China? It might have some strange and malevolent substance that will cause my schlong to rot off.
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That probably wouldnt be caused by the cock ring though Bob!
"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
And how is that one different from the ones made in china at the adult store, just save some money and get the variety pack out of the kwik shop bathroom vending macine for $0.75
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Even better, just don't use one! [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img]
I guess Trojan paved the way for that with the condoms that have the vibrating ring built onto it.
"Call me crazy, but I want to buy the Dallas Cowboys end zone and have the star right at the foot of my bed. That way when I score, I can spike the ball right on the star!" -Woody Paige, Around the Horn 10.9.08
i wish wal mart sold porn, that would be great
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K-Mart has them, too.
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